February 2012
“You’ll know your asparagus is ready when you pick it up and it looks like a limp...”
– Dave Grohl (via martialspork)
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Is it bad to find to find animated characters...
Reblog if you belong to the Sherlock or Doctor Who...
moriartini:
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
Yep. I hate people so I'm becoming a cat. At least...
When in gym they need someone to sit out: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
princeweekes:
band members are gay until proven straightÂ
Which is pretty much impossible. >:D
rest-is-for-thedead:
lisbethsalanderismyhero:
...
“Whether or not someone holds a book sacred, why would you burn it? What sort of...”
– Tim Minchin - Tim Minchin Vs The Sydney Symphony (via sarcastic-bombastic)
Anonymous asked: Oh, that sounds bad, that sounds very not good at all. :(
Anonymous asked: How come you're crying?
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Crying. Again. For the fourth time this week. What...
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
